Things Scarlett Says.

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This little girl…
She has been saying the darnest things lately and I have to jot them down. These are the things that I don't want to forget, the things that make me laugh:

Scarlett: I need someone to help me get a snack. This person is very strong, has short hair and drinks heavy wine.
Daddy: Is that me?
Scarlett: Yup, that's you Daddy.

"I wish I was a puppy so I could lick my butt."

"Mama, why is your belly so big? You eat lots of lettuce."

"Mama, slow down! I have to be delicate."

Scarlett: Mama, can you help me get something upstairs?
Me:  I can't, I'm too fat and lazy from eating too much dinner.
Scarlett: Daddy, are you skinny? Can you help me?


( my favorite)
"Mama, how many months until the baby crawls out of your belly button? "